[theo_luddite]

I was trying to remember who the bloke on The Comedians was that used to take the piss out of Morecambe and their Illuminations. "A new set of traffic lights on the Prom" or words to that effect.

Anyway, I've had a word with the committeh, and tracked him down. He was also resposible for letting everyone know "The pies have come" on The Wheel Tappers and Shunters Social Club.

Step up to the mic, one of Manchester's finest, Mr. Colin Crompton.





Blackpool got it this week, instead of Morecambe.

Ahh, club land as it used to be. Keep deathly quiet during the bingo and don't dare sit at someone else's table, even if it's empty at the time you get there.