[peiowl]

Got coursework due in on wednesday, 2000 world plus/minus 10%, and I just can't be arsed to even start the **** thing
Anyone got it in them to give me a motivational speech?

Get your butt into that homework and stop shoving it in peoples' faces.

If you get your degree, you just might (no promises now) turn out to be as successful and bright as peiowl.

In your retirement you'll be able to sit back and laugh at all those tossers on sportsbabble who think they're putting one over on you but in reality you're having the last laugh.

Then, you'll be able to relax and spend the rest of your retirement having torrid sex with your dear old missus.

Now, go to it.

Or all this might slip away from you.