[theo_luddite]

Whoo hoo



On sale next season at all the Magic Rock locations in the stadium.

Duff Ball = Warnock Ball with all the smooth edges roughed up a bit.

I won't have to break my neck watching the ball float by sat in Row Z, there's one advantage. There was me thinking of renewing my Season Card tomorrow. Humph.

Whoo hoo

What are the odds on another head coach by the end of January? We're making Watford look conservative.

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I get my State Pension in October, if he's the best we can do, 'ow much does it cost to get a coaching badge? What could possibly go wrong? Are you with me?

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Steve Chicken is also losing it - he asks "Plus: what’s the best way to approach a buffet?". Well it's obviously arse first if you are thinking of sitting on it. Duh? If it's one of those finger food thingys, unless you've got first dibs, leave it well alone and buy a bag of crisps or salted nuts from the bar. You don't know where the great unwashed have had their sticky fingers before pawing that stuff before you get there.