[theo_luddite]

All opening and final day fixtures in the Sky Bet EFL

So they won't be 3 o'clock on Saturday then, but if they all kick off at the same time on whatever day - wtf difference does it make? Or is each Division going to have a different first day/time. League One 12:30 Saturday, League 2 17;30 Saturday, Chumpionship 14:00 Sunday? Wouldn't want people not going to 3 o'clock Prima Donna League games to watch lower league teams on the tellybox now would we?

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Is he staying or is he going? Does he even know

Herr Kutt took no responsibility for the results under his tenure, blaming all and everyone that went before him for his inability to get any better results, or attitude, out of the squad than they did. It seems some managers are just as precious as some players seem to be. He's still got more about him than the Mad Jock, even if he got us to the same place the Mad Jock would have taken us to this time last season.

I dare say Leroy Rosenior might be interested if Kevin the Gerbil is prepared to throw about another £10m at it next season. Surely he can get us in the top 6 with that kind of budget? To hell with FFP. We could get us into the top 6 with that budget, never mind doing any coaching. We'll start with a bonding weekend, camping and rowing boats around Shibden Park Lake, golf on the par 3, catching fish in Pearson's chippy, bowls night at the Electric Bowl and a concert at the Piece Hall. What can possibly go wrong?

Austria you say? Well OK ... we wouldnt want the Shay fans to get pissed off at us now would we?