I saw the league table and stopped breathing, then I realised me being top must be Snooty's idea of humour. I make these predictions wearing a parachute and Eric Morecambe shorts.
Saturday February 3rd:
Huddersfield 0-2 Sheff Weds:
Wednesday scorers: B-B-B Barry Bannan, Josh Windass, a surname everyone at school must have looked forward to during registration
Blackburn Rovers 1-1 Queens Park Rangers
Hull City 3-0 Millwall
Norwich City 2-2 Coventry City
Rotherham United 0-2 Southampton
Stoke City 1-1 Leicester City
Watford 4-0 Cardiff City
Bonus matches:
National League:
Saturday:
Eastleigh 1-1 Chesterfield
Premier League:
Saturday:
Everton 0-3 Tottenham Hotspur (12:30)
Sheffield United 1-4 Aston Villa (17:30)
Sunday:
Chelsea 0-2 Wolverhampton Wanderers (14:00)
FA Cup 4th round replays:
Tuesday:
Coventry City 2-1 Sheffield Wednesday
Plymouth Argyle 1-3 Leeds United
Wednesday:
Nottingham Forest 0-1 Bristol City
Wallie Otkins scores for Vaston Illa
Cunha scores for Wolverhampton
Paul McCallum scores for Eastleigh obviously
If I'm still top after that lot, questions need to be asked in Stormont, Infinity and Beyond.
Saturday February 3rd:
Huddersfield 0-2 Sheff Weds:
Wednesday scorers: B-B-B Barry Bannan, Josh Windass, a surname everyone at school must have looked forward to during registration
Blackburn Rovers 1-1 Queens Park Rangers
Hull City 3-0 Millwall
Norwich City 2-2 Coventry City
Rotherham United 0-2 Southampton
Stoke City 1-1 Leicester City
Watford 4-0 Cardiff City
Bonus matches:
National League:
Saturday:
Eastleigh 1-1 Chesterfield
Premier League:
Saturday:
Everton 0-3 Tottenham Hotspur (12:30)
Sheffield United 1-4 Aston Villa (17:30)
Sunday:
Chelsea 0-2 Wolverhampton Wanderers (14:00)
FA Cup 4th round replays:
Tuesday:
Coventry City 2-1 Sheffield Wednesday
Plymouth Argyle 1-3 Leeds United
Wednesday:
Nottingham Forest 0-1 Bristol City



If I'm still top after that lot, questions need to be asked in Stormont, Infinity and Beyond.