13-08-2023, 18:53
I might be wrong, but this weekend would appear to show (on a first glance, with one game still playing) why none of us were ever Littlewoods Pools Millionaires, let alone Lottery winners that have ever got our fizzogs into the papers.
I think I've more chance of being a succesful weather forecaster. Well can I be any worse? It's gonna rain tomorrow but maybe not where you are? From October to Easter - there's a chance of hail, sleet, or snow on high ground? Snow on Christmas Day? More chance of the local pub being open in the evening, unless you live in a pub on high ground in which case we may have to dig you out. Probabaly the day after Boxing Day, or even January 2nd. We don't want to be too hasty and spoil your fun now do we?
The other job I'd like is putting the wonky wheel on supermarket trolleys. Someone else can put the other 3 on.
I think I've more chance of being a succesful weather forecaster. Well can I be any worse? It's gonna rain tomorrow but maybe not where you are? From October to Easter - there's a chance of hail, sleet, or snow on high ground? Snow on Christmas Day? More chance of the local pub being open in the evening, unless you live in a pub on high ground in which case we may have to dig you out. Probabaly the day after Boxing Day, or even January 2nd. We don't want to be too hasty and spoil your fun now do we?
The other job I'd like is putting the wonky wheel on supermarket trolleys. Someone else can put the other 3 on.
A guide to cask ale.
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“In the best pubs, you can spend entire afternoons deep in refreshment without a care in the world.”
“In the best pubs, you can spend entire afternoons deep in refreshment without a care in the world.”