13-08-2023, 20:03
Division One results for Matchday 2: A low scoring week in Division One, showing the policy of making the top divison fixtures harder to predict is working. 
St Charles Owl had an absolute stinker, scoring only 2 points and that was from the Town/Leicester game, which everybody else scored on as well. If Lee Nicholls had kept his legs closed, the scoring would have been really, really low. Despite the Owl's low score, remarkably he's still top of the overall table because nobody else did anything of significance. Jjamez and themaclad scored 8. Neonfoxinthebox and BaggieBob scored 6 and theo just the four. Which means that from top to bottom after two weeks of results, there are just five points between the lot of you.
Only themaclad scored a positive joker (for a Town defeat
), with Bob, neon and theo getting minus points on theirs. Theo and St Charles were both robbed of badger points by VAR for Mo Salad being offside. 
Division One scores on Matchday 2:
Division One table after Matchday 2:
Division Two results for Matchday 2: Snooty's back in the game, kicking bottom! After a dismal opening matchday, he's gone from last to first in the space of a week. What a player.
With two correct scores and a positive joker, as well as two correct badger scorers, it's a massive 26 points this week for the Lord of the Manor, a full ten points more than Ritchiebaby, the second highest scorer of the week. Both Snooty and Ritchie got Adam Le Fondre to score for Hibs. Where on earth have they plucked him from? Hadn't heard of him since he messed us around as a Rotherham player around 12 years ago.
Shep's in 3rd, four points behind behind Ritchie and 4th, 5th and 6th places stay the same with Devongone, Amelia and Wakey all getting ten points this week. I say they stay the same, but that's not true, after Snooty's miraculous rise, which I may have mentioned already.
Division Two scores on Matchday 2:
Division Two table after Matchday 2:
St Charles Owl had an absolute stinker, scoring only 2 points and that was from the Town/Leicester game, which everybody else scored on as well. If Lee Nicholls had kept his legs closed, the scoring would have been really, really low. Despite the Owl's low score, remarkably he's still top of the overall table because nobody else did anything of significance. Jjamez and themaclad scored 8. Neonfoxinthebox and BaggieBob scored 6 and theo just the four. Which means that from top to bottom after two weeks of results, there are just five points between the lot of you.
Only themaclad scored a positive joker (for a Town defeat
), with Bob, neon and theo getting minus points on theirs. Theo and St Charles were both robbed of badger points by VAR for Mo Salad being offside. - St Charles Owl = 26 pts
Saturday 12th August:
Town 1 v 3 Leicester = 2 pts
Town scorers: Ward = 0 pts
Leicester scorers: Dewsbury-Hall, Vardy, Ndidi = 0 pts
Cardiff City 2 v 1 Queens Park Rangers = 0 pts
Hull City 1 v 2 Sheffield Wednesday = 0 pts
Rotherham United 0 v 2 Blackburn Rovers = 0 pts
Preston North End 1 v 1 Sunderland = 0 pts
Southampton 2 v 1 Norwich City = 0 pts
West Bromwich Albion 1 v 1 Swansea City = 0 pts
Bonus matches:
Premier League:
Saturday:
Sheffield United 2 v 1 Crystal Palace = 0 pts
Sunday:
Brentford 2 v 1 Tottenham Hotspur (14:00) = 0 pts
Chelsea 1 v 2 Liverpool (16:30) = 0 pts
Salah scores for Liverpool (VAR 
) = 0 pts
Kane scores for Spurs = 0 pts
Ward-Prowse scores for Southampton = 0 pts
Matchday total = 2 pts
- neonfoxinthebox = 25 pts
Saturday 12th August:
Town v Leicester 1-3 = 2 pts
Town scorers: Harratt = 0 pts
Leicester scorers: Dewsbury-Hall, Vardy, Winks = 0 pts
Cardiff City v Queens Park Rangers 2-1 = 0 pts
Hull City v Sheffield Wednesday 1-1 = 0 pts
Rotherham United v Blackburn Rovers 1-2
= minus 2
Preston North End v Sunderland 1-2 = 0 pts
Southampton v Norwich City 1-1 = 2 pts
West Bromwich Albion v Swansea City 2-1 = 2 pts
Bonus matches:
Premier League:
Saturday:
Sheffield United v Crystal Palace 2-2 = 0 pts
Sunday:
Brentford v Tottenham Hotspur (14:00) 1-3 = 0 pts
Chelsea v Liverpool (16:30) 2-2 = 2 pts
Fletcher scores for Sheff Wed's = 0 pts
Dewsbury-Hall scores for Leicester = 0 pts
son scores for Spurs = 0 pts
Matchday total = 6 pts
- Baggiebob(BBB) = 24 pts
Saturday 12th August:
Town v Leicester 2-3 = 2 pts
Town scorers: Ward. Harrott = 0 pts
Leicester scorers: Inacho. D/H. Winks = 0 pts
Cardiff City v Queens Park Rangers 2-O = 0 pts
Hull City v Sheffield Wednesday 1-O = 2 pts
Rotherham United v Blackburn Rovers O-1 = 0 pts
Preston North End v Sunderland 1-O = 2 pts
Southampton v Norwich City 2-O = minus 2
West Bromwich Albion v Swansea City 1-O = 2 pts
Bonus matches:
Premier League:
Saturday:
Sheffield United v Crystal Palace 2-1 = 0 pts
Sunday:
Brentford v Tottenham Hotspur (14:00) 2-1 = 0 pts
Chelsea v Liverpool (16:30) 2-1 = 0 pts
W-PROWSE scores for SOUTHAMPTON = 0 pts
VARDY scores for LEICESTER = 0 pts
ATsanti scores for WBA = 0 pts
Matchday total = 6 pts
- theo_luddite = 21 pts
Saturday 12th August:
Town 1v2 Leicester = 2 pts
Town scorers: Ward = 0 pts
Leicester scorers: Winks, Coady, injured. Dewsbury-Hall = 0 pts
Cardiff City 1v0 Queens Park Rangers = minus 2
Hull City 2v2 Sheffield Wednesday = 0 pts
Rotherham United 1v0 Blackburn Rovers = 0 pts
Preston North End 0v1 Sunderland = 0 pts
Southampton 2v1 Norwich City = 0 pts
West Bromwich Albion 2v1 Swansea City = 2 pts
Bonus matches:
Premier League:
Saturday:
Sheffield United 1v2 Crystal Palace = 2 pts
Sunday:
Brentford 1v2 Tottenham Hotspur (14:00) = 0 pts
Chelsea 1v2 Liverpool (16:30) = 0 pts
Ward scores for Town = 0 pts
Salah scores for Liverpool (VAR ) = 0 pts
Ward-Prowse scores for Southampton = 0 pts
Matchday total = 4 pts
- jjamez = 21 pts
Saturday 12th August:
Town 1-3 Leicester = 2 pts
Town scorers: rudoni = 0 pts
Leicester scorers: vardy, ianacho, Dewsbury hall = 0 pts
Cardiff City 1-0 Queens Park Rangers = 0 pts
Hull City 2-1 Sheffield Wednesday = 2 pts
Rotherham United 0-2 Blackburn Rovers = 0 pts
Preston North End 1-1 Sunderland = 0 pts
Southampton 2-1 Norwich City = 0 pts
West Bromwich Albion 1-0 Swansea City = 2 pts
Bonus matches:
Premier League:
Saturday:
Sheffield United 1-1 Crystal Palace = 0 pts
Sunday:
Brentford 2-1 Tottenham Hotspur (14:00) = 0 pts
Chelsea 2-2 Liverpool (16:30) = 2 pts
vardy scores for Leicester = 0 pts
Jackson scores for Chelsea = 0 pts
son scores for spurs = 0 pts
Matchday total = 8 pts
- themaclad = 20 pts
Saturday 12th August:
Town 0 v 2Leicester = 4 pts
Town scorers:
Leicester scorers: Vardy, Faes = 0 pts
Cardiff City1 v0 Queens Park Rangers = 0 pts
Hull City1 v1 Sheffield Wednesday = 0 pts
Rotherham United0 v1 Blackburn Rovers = 0 pts
Preston North End 0v1 Sunderland = 0 pts
Southampton2 v0 Norwich City = 0 pts
West Bromwich Albion1 v 0Swansea City = 2 pts
Bonus matches:
Premier League:
Saturday:
Sheffield United1 v 1Crystal Palace = 0 pts
Sunday:
Brentford 0v 1Tottenham Hotspur (14:00) = 0 pts
Chelsea1 v 0Liverpool (16:30) = 0 pts
Adames scores for Southampton v Norwich = 2 pts
Matchday total = 8 pts
Division One scores on Matchday 2:
- jjamez = 8 pts
- themaclad = 8 pts
- Baggiebob(BBB) = 6 pts
- neonfoxinthebox = 6 pts
- theo_luddite = 4 pts
- St Charles Owl = 2 pts
Division One table after Matchday 2:
- St Charles Owl = 26 pts
- neonfoxinthebox = 25 pts
- Baggiebob(BBB) = 24 pts
- jjamez = 21 pts
- themaclad = 21 pts
- theo_luddite = 21 pts
Division Two results for Matchday 2: Snooty's back in the game, kicking bottom! After a dismal opening matchday, he's gone from last to first in the space of a week. What a player.
With two correct scores and a positive joker, as well as two correct badger scorers, it's a massive 26 points this week for the Lord of the Manor, a full ten points more than Ritchiebaby, the second highest scorer of the week. Both Snooty and Ritchie got Adam Le Fondre to score for Hibs. Where on earth have they plucked him from? Hadn't heard of him since he messed us around as a Rotherham player around 12 years ago.
Shep's in 3rd, four points behind behind Ritchie and 4th, 5th and 6th places stay the same with Devongone, Amelia and Wakey all getting ten points this week. I say they stay the same, but that's not true, after Snooty's miraculous rise, which I may have mentioned already.
- ritchiebaby = 35 pts
Saturday 12th August:
Town 1 v 3 Leicester = 2 pts
Town scorers: Diarra = 0 pts
Leicester scorers: Winks, Vardy, Mavididi = 2 pts
Coventry City 2 v 1 Middlesbrough (12:30) = 2 pts
Birmingham City 1 v 2 Leeds United = 0 pts
Ipswich Town 1 v 1 Stoke City = 0 pts
Millwall 1 v 2 Bristol City = 2 pts
Watford 3 v 2 Plymouth Argyle = 0 pts
National League:
AFC Fylde 1 v 2 Chesterfield = 2 pts
Sunday 13th August:
Scottish Premiership:
Motherwell 2 v 3 Hibernian (15:00) = 0 pts
Bonus matches:
Premier League:
Saturday:
Arsenal 3 v 1 Nottingham Forest (12:30) = 2 pts
Newcastle United 2 v 1 Aston Villa (17:30) = 2pts
Dewsbury-Hall scores for Leicester (am I allowed to do that?) (yes) = 0 pts
McFadzean scores for Coventry = 0 pts
Le Fondre scores for Hibernian = 2 pts
Matchday total = 16 pts
- SHEP_HTAFC = 31 pts
Saturday 12th August:
Town 1 v 3 Leicester = 2 pts
Town scorers: Heilik = 0 pts
Leicester scorers: Vardy, Ianacho, Dewsbury Hall = 0 pts
Coventry City 1 v 1 Middlesbrough (12:30) = 0 pts
Birmingham City 2 v 1 Leeds United = 2 pts
Ipswich Town 2 v 2 Stoke City = 0 pts
Millwall 1 v 0 Bristol City = 0 pts
Watford 4 v 1 Plymouth Argyle = 0 pts
National League:
AFC Fylde 1 v 0 Chesterfield = 0 pts
Sunday 13th August:
Scottish Premiership:
Motherwell 2 v 1 Hibernian (15:00) = 4 pts
Bonus matches:
Premier League:
Saturday:
Arsenal 3 v 0 Nottingham Forest (12:30) = 2 pts
Newcastle United 2 v 2 Aston Villa (17:30) = 0 pts
Vardy scores for Leicester = 0 pts
Saka scores for Arsenal = 2 pts
Salah scores for Liverpool = 0 pts
Matchday total = 12 pts
- Devongone = 26 pts
Saturday 12th August:
Town v Leicester 0-3 = 2 pts
Town scorers: N/A
Leicester scorers: Dewsbury-Hall, Ndidi, Doyle = 0 pts
Coventry City v Middlesbrough 2-1 = 2 pts
Birmingham City v Leeds United 1-2 = 0 pts
Ipswich Town v Stoke City 2-2 = 0 pts
Millwall v Bristol City 3-0 = 0 pts
Watford v Plymouth Argyle 2-0 = 0 pts
National League:
AFC Fylde v Chesterfield 1-1 = 0 pts
Sunday 13th August:
Scottish Premiership:
Motherwell v Hibernian (15:00) 1-1 = 0 pts
Bonus matches:
Premier League:
Saturday:
Arsenal v Nottingham Forest (12:30) 5-0 = 2 pts
Newcastle United v Aston Villa (17:30) 2-2 = 0 pts
Saka scores for the Arse = 2 pts
Saliba scores for the Arse = 0 pts
Isak scores for NewCastle = 2 pts
Matchday total = 10 pts
- Amelia Chaffinch = 23 pts
Saturday 12th August:
Town 2-2 Leicester = 0 pts
Town scorers: Hudlin, Yuto = 0 pts
Leicester scorers: Vardy
, Dewsbury-Hall = 0 pts
Coventry City 2-1 Middlesbrough (12:30) = 2 pts
Birmingham City 3-0 Leeds United = 2 pts
Ipswich Town 0-1 Stoke City = 0 pts
Millwall 1-0 Bristol City = 0 pts
Watford 2-0 Plymouth Argyle = 0 pts
National League:
AFC Fylde 1-3 Chesterfield = 2 pts
Sunday 13th August:
Scottish Premiership:
Motherwell 1-3 Hibernian (15:00) = 0 pts
Bonus matches:
Premier League:
Saturday:
Arsenal 4-0 Nottingham Forest (12:30) = 2 pts
Newcastle United 2-0 Aston Villa (17:30) = 2 pts
Matchday total = 10 pts
- WakeyTerrier = 22 pts
Saturday 12th August:
Town v Leicester 0-4 = 2 pts
Town scorers:
Leicester scorers: Vardy, Dewsbury Hall, Ndidi, Daka = 0 pts
Coventry City v Middlesbrough (12:30) 2-1 = 2 pts
Birmingham City v Leeds United 1-2 = 0 pts
Ipswich Town v Stoke City 1-2 = 0 pts
Millwall v Bristol City 1-1 = 0 pts
Watford v Plymouth Argyle 2-1 = 0 pts
National League:
AFC Fylde v Chesterfield 1-2 = 2 pts
Sunday 13th August:
Scottish Premiership:
Motherwell v Hibernian (15:00) 1-1 = 0 pts
Bonus matches:
Premier League:
Saturday:
Arsenal v Nottingham Forest (12:30) 3-0 = 2 pts
Newcastle United v Aston Villa (17:30) 2-1 = 2 pts
Matchday total = 10 pts
- Lord Snooty = 37 pts
Saturday 12th August:
Town 1-0 Leicester = 0 pts
Town scorers: Ward = 0 pts
Leicester scorers:
Coventry City 2-1 Middlesbrough (12:30) = 2 pts
Birmingham City 1-0 Leeds United = 4 pts
Ipswich Town 2-1 Stoke City = 2 pts
Millwall 2-1 Bristol City = 0 pts
Watford 2-2 Plymouth Argyle = 2 pts
National League:
AFC Fylde 1-3 Chesterfield = 2 pts
Sunday 13th August:
Scottish Premiership:
Motherwell 2-1 Hibernian (15:00) = 4 pts
Bonus matches:
Premier League:
Saturday:
Arsenal 4-0 Nottingham Forest (12:30) = 4 pts
Newcastle United 2-1 Aston Villa (17:30) = 2 pts
Le Fondre scores for Hibs = 2 pts
Saka scores for Arsenal = 2 pts
Hirst scores for Ipswich = 0 pts
Matchday total = 26 pts
Division Two scores on Matchday 2:
- Lord Snooty = 26 pts
- ritchiebaby = 16 pts
- SHEP_HTAFC = 12 pts
- Amelia Chaffinch = 10 pts
- Devongone = 10 pts
- WakeyTerrier = 10 pts
Division Two table after Matchday 2:
- Lord Snooty = 37 pts
- ritchiebaby = 35 pts
- SHEP_HTAFC = 31 pts
- Devongone = 26 pts
- Amelia Chaffinch = 23 pts
- WakeyTerrier = 22 pts
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