11-08-2023, 00:26
I'll put forward everyone's favourite cheat (allegedly), Anthony Knockaert, for No 9.
Beware of another cheat, er, crafty footballer, Jamie Vardy. He's spent his whole career sprinting after through balls with a defender, then suddenly stepping across in front of him and winning a foul as the defender clatters into the back of him - not nearly hard enough in my opinion.
You've omitted Leicester's most famous icon of the football world, David Icke, soon to be PM representing The Monster Raving Loony Party.
Two massive posts from you tonight, Snooty. I take it you've got a wee bit of spare time.
Beware of another cheat, er, crafty footballer, Jamie Vardy. He's spent his whole career sprinting after through balls with a defender, then suddenly stepping across in front of him and winning a foul as the defender clatters into the back of him - not nearly hard enough in my opinion.
You've omitted Leicester's most famous icon of the football world, David Icke, soon to be PM representing The Monster Raving Loony Party.
Two massive posts from you tonight, Snooty. I take it you've got a wee bit of spare time.
Cabbage is still good for you