[Lord Snooty]

Totally agree, drewks. I love watching the lassie's play football. Like you say, the diving and cheating is a massive problem in the men's game and the pundits don't help matters by saying things like, he felt contact and so he's entitled to go down.

Rubbish!

I can't watch the Premier League. It's boring. But I can't get enough of this Women's World Cup. The smaller nations are getting much closer to the more traditional ones already with teams like Morocco and Jamaica doing well. And Haiti, they gave the Lionesses a real scare. Not to mention Nigeria.

Talking of that match. What about Chloe Kelly's penalty? She did not 'alf crack that one, did she not? Apparently, it was a harder shot than any man was recorded kicking in last season's Prima Donna League.