[Blue Baggie]

I am 57 in the summer, I am about six stone over my ideal fighting weight, I haven't seen the inside of a gym for a number of years, I do a lot of walking at work. I can't play in goal, anywhere across the back, no idea of the best midfield tactics, my engine would struggle to pass an mot and the nearest thing I come to bring a striker is working for the NHS. However I am cheap, this is a second career so I can work for about 22 grand a year.

I am expecting a call from King Carlos any day now.     

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Just read newsnow, things are apparently worse than I thought. Can we really start a season with six players and a tea lady.
A very very dark cloud is appearing on the horizon, what date is the earliest date a club has been relegated from the championship?

A lot of supporters have no idea how short of funds we are.
Compared to last season we have lost £35m parachute payments and have a £5.5m loan payment to make.
We are saving approx £7m on wages and have received £1m+£7m in transfer funds
That still leaves us with a £25m black hole.
Depending if our owners are dipping into the transfer and loan money we may be worse off then we think.
With no support from our owners we have no option but to sell sell sell. Don't even consider us buying anyone. 
Ian Pearce needs to get us a couple of good free's or we may as well close our recruitment dept. 
Financially wise we are probably the worst team in the division.
Apart from that things are excellent.