[4evaabaggie]

I am 57 in the summer, I am about six stone over my ideal fighting weight, I haven't seen the inside of a gym for a number of years, I do a lot of walking at work. I can't play in goal, anywhere across the back, no idea of the best midfield tactics, my engine would struggle to pass an mot and the nearest thing I come to bring a striker is working for the NHS. However I am cheap, this is a second career so I can work for about 22 grand a year.

I am expecting a call from King Carlos any day now.

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Just read newsnow, things are apparently worse than I thought. Can we really start a season with six players and a tea lady.
A very very dark cloud is appearing on the horizon, what date is the earliest date a club has been relegated from the championship?