[Lord Snooty]

Jonathan Hogg, Danny Ward and Yuta Nakayama all trained this morning but aren’t involved tonight.

A small correction - Michał Helik will captain the side in the opening 45.

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No hanging around on ceremony. The game has kicked off five minutes early and it's chucking it down.

Come on 'Udders!

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GOAL - JOSH KOROMA!

JK receives a pass from Jack Rudoni around the penalty spot, turns onto his right and fires a slightly scruffy shot past the ‘keeper for the opener!

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GOAL - TYREECE SIMPSON!

Koroma wins a header on the edge of the box and nods the striker clear, and he makes no mistake in beating the goalie at close range

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WOW - WHAT A GOAL, JOSH RUFFELS!

Our new* left back steps onto a ball around 25 yards out and absolutely smashes the ball into the 'keeper's top left corner.

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I'm not there by the way. I'm nabbing all this off the club's twitter feed, if you hadn't guessed.

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PENALTY!

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GOAL - JOSH KOROMA!

JK makes no mistake from the spot, sending the goalkeeper the wrong way for his second of the game.

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Half time - Bodders 0-4 'Udders