[theo_luddite]

As long as the silly old dear is going to stand under the roof edge to catch them when they fall off, what's the problem? Safety kit is common fecking sense for the most part, not something mandated by the EU. When I asked my former colleagues in France "what is your equivalent to our HSE" they just shrugged their shoulders and laughed. They didn't have one (and likely still don't). Ours is rapidly heading their way with the way our Guvinmint is slashing funding. Hell, they've got mates to turn into billionaires, money doesn't grow on trees you know.

Any immigrants going to the benefits office would most likely be stuck in a helluva long queue behind the Brits that game the system.
I've a cousin that did it for most of her so called working life and quite possibly still is. (Married two kids, gawd knows how many grand-kids, I've lost count).

I guess Clacton is twinned with Todmorden. Possibly twin brothers and/or sisters, but maybe with different fathers? just count the fingers, or toes.

Believe it or not I know someone that has 3 kids, two are twins and four "dads" are paying her maintenance money.
Yes the mum is English, white, blonde and has other, erm, "attributes" that would more than likely attract a bunch of horny males of a certain age group.
No idea if she's ever had a proper job either.