[Lord Snooty]

Lose tomorrow then, by any score and we go into the bottom three. If it's a 1-0 defeat, we'll be level on GD but Reading will have scored more goals. They currently have 46 to our 42. So a 5-4 loss would have us above them on alphabetical order.

A draw will mean we have to beat the Blunts on Thursday to relegate Reading.

A win will mean we need a point against Sheff Utd and depending on how many we win by at Cardiff may have a bearing at home to Reading, if we lose to the Blunts.

If we lose at Cardiff, no matter what we do against Sheffield, it's a winner takes all game on Monday. But then again, that could still come down to how big a win or loss we have against Cardiff/ Sheff Utd.

Just beat Cardiff and we'll take it from there.

Then we'll have to bring Rotherham into the equation. They have Middlesbrough at home on Monday, then are away at Wigan next Monday. If they lose at home to Boro, then we get three points fromour next two games, we could have another situation with the keeper kicking the ball to himself again if Reading are beating us on Monday and the Millers are losing at Wigan.

Let's just win the next two, please Town.

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And judging by today's score at Brammal Lane, they haven't even packed a suitcase yet, never mind got to the beach.