[Lord Snooty]

People who know the inner workings of Town more than me might be able to confirm or deny this......
but I did hear a rumour that Colin was told to leave, after he got us promoted, cos he was having an affair with the kitmans wife.
Or maybe even physio's wife.
Anyone heard this before?

There were rumours, Shep. I don't think there was any substance to those rumours though. Same as when they made excuses for Marcus Stewart leaving. Make up a rumour to deflect from what's really going on behind the scenes.

Classic management distraction tactic, the likes of which have been perfected by the government in recent years.