[theo_luddite]

There's a bloke called Gill (no, not Jill, Gill as in the the things just behind a fishes head) that's worked behind the bar at The Unionville Arms on Main Street, Unionville, Canada (the first ever settlement north of Toronto) who's a dead ringer for Ralph. Wingnut ears, haircut, nose like a blind cobblers thumb - the works.

First bar I was taken into in Canada and I go back every time I'm over there. Some things just have to be done - no questions asked.

https://unionvillearms.ca/

I'm letting you into a bit more of my life again, you can't find better hosts than Tom and Paul and their staff.