[theo_luddite]

Based on that first half, neither side knows what a cows arse or a barn door looks like, let alone an onion bag.

This red button lark is sort of OK, but no replays or anything (not even the half-time drivel).

So apart from avoiding the cold winds, the rain occassionaly dribbling down the back of your neck (maybe not tonight), eating the cheaper (and cooked properly) food and being able to drink the beverage of your own choice, it's not that much different to being there. Except it hasn't cost me £30-£35 in juice, 5 hours on the motorway (there and back and avoiding the joys of Oldham) and the beers are way cheaper.

I'll still be back up for the next Saturday home game though.