[Devongone]

I feel like Benny Hill. Why you no rissen me Huddlesfird? You need forward up front, hold ball, score some nice goal, be threat opposition. Otherwise they know score one good chance win Hudlesfird, score two certain win. You better you defence, stir lose most time. Suggest Cole Stockton Morecambe cheap sorution.

Apologies to all peoples in the Far East, especially those exploited by British colonialism. Apologies to all women chased around the landscape in bikinis by the aforesaid Benny. Apologies for the cultural imperialism of the English language. It's just very frustrating watching a club I like head down the road most travelled to relegation. Signing a defender, especially one known for more than occasional lapses, looks like an attempt at virtue signalling to disappointed fans. He's a nice player who needs a steadying influence alongside him. It's his mate the steadying influence you need when you are struggling. And when you can't score, getting someone with a record of doing just that seems a likely answer, as I'm sure every Huddersfield realises.