[theo_luddite]

Bostin effort again there chap.

Tha's reading t'wrong papers Snoots. Start wi't'Private Eye, it's only once every two weeks so a leisurely read including doing t'crossword in t'room where tha' goes to sit and think. Likely the only truly independent paper in the country these days and one of the few to still employ real journalists rather than them there journalistic algorithms.

Then ease thi'sen slowly on to't'Grauniad on line, though it can be a pain to navigate most days. I often find articles 2 or 3 days after they were posted that don't appear on t'home page. T'political cartoons are often gems though.

All t'others are reet whingers and/or have so many adverts on their online offering (including t'Yorksha Poist) and other bollocks that meks 'em imposssible to read. Bloody Mirror is owned be reet whingers these days too (likely t'same mob as own t'Unexamined et al) so can't be really trusted anymore.

Glad I'm not t'only un that reads proper papers arse about face. Start wi' t'important stuff (SPORT) and work thi way back into t'Beano/Dandy school o'journalism stuff.

Twatter? News? Deary, deary me. Hope you aren't missing Trump!!!