[theo_luddite]

The gentle touch on the match thread always works for me.

The kwiz is a bit easier too than the one's your 'im indoors and a few others set for us.

Blackpool? Yes well the sun is shining, he doesn't have half a roll of used loo paper wrapped around his ankles, he's not up to his waist in donkey doos and the waves aren't coming in head high so it obviously isn't the North Shore beach in the middle of August is it?

Being an 'alifax lad it has to be Quality Street, love the toffees (despite their ability to extract fillings and loose teeth when least expected) and the strawberry/orange creams. Never did get on with the green triangles though for some reason.

Moving down to ritchies post, it took me ages to work out why "it's an oop and under" Eddie wasn't in the GB Olympic Gymnasties team after that performance.   

Speaking about nothing like a dame, that Angela Rippon actually had legs came as a major surprise to many of us too one Christmas, including her apparently if you saw BBC Breakfast this morning, but otherwise it was any Only Fools and Horses Christmas special. Diamonds are for Heather maybe or To Hull and Back as a suggestion or two and can you ever forget their appearance as Batman and Robin?
"Say something in Dutch Del".
"Ajax".    

Twister? Those were the days my friends .... when I was built like a racing snake. I struggle to say 'twist' playing cards these days.