25-11-2021, 18:42
When you return you will begin to appreciate how important Peppa Pig has become.
We are setting up Peppa Vaccination Centres and the former Nightingale Hospitals are being re-opened as Peppa Covid Drive-Throughs. SAGE has been re-branded as Peppa n' Sage.
Peppa Pig World has taken over the running of the British Steel industry and St Paul's Cathedral is now the Peppa Dome.
On return you need to quickly acclimatise yourself. Already those not-wearing a Peppa anti-Covid mask have been subject to attacks. Both Tottenham Hotspur FC and the Labour Party under Mr Pudgy-Pig Starmer have been wrong-footed by this mood of national change and are not quite sure how to react. The FA has consented to players taking the knee being allowed to wear pig's ears from Saturday onwards and both pork and bacon are now absent from Supermarket shelves. Pig farmers have experienced violent attacks. Bookstores have been overwhelmed with orders for Animal Farm. Banksy is thought to have been responsible for the mural which has appeared on one of the walls of the Home Office. Migrants are now using Peppa-Pig Lilos to avoid the danger of being turned back.
A fledgling Pig-for-Parliament movement was gaining strength until someone pointed out that Sir Geoffrey Cox had over-filled the post years ago.
We are setting up Peppa Vaccination Centres and the former Nightingale Hospitals are being re-opened as Peppa Covid Drive-Throughs. SAGE has been re-branded as Peppa n' Sage.
Peppa Pig World has taken over the running of the British Steel industry and St Paul's Cathedral is now the Peppa Dome.
On return you need to quickly acclimatise yourself. Already those not-wearing a Peppa anti-Covid mask have been subject to attacks. Both Tottenham Hotspur FC and the Labour Party under Mr Pudgy-Pig Starmer have been wrong-footed by this mood of national change and are not quite sure how to react. The FA has consented to players taking the knee being allowed to wear pig's ears from Saturday onwards and both pork and bacon are now absent from Supermarket shelves. Pig farmers have experienced violent attacks. Bookstores have been overwhelmed with orders for Animal Farm. Banksy is thought to have been responsible for the mural which has appeared on one of the walls of the Home Office. Migrants are now using Peppa-Pig Lilos to avoid the danger of being turned back.
A fledgling Pig-for-Parliament movement was gaining strength until someone pointed out that Sir Geoffrey Cox had over-filled the post years ago.