[theo_luddite]

Simply marvellous how you delve into the life and times of players and personalities Snoots. Just one thing on "beam me up" Scotty's nephew.

..... "persuaded young Scotty to hang up his pipe and slippers to come out of retirement to manage the rescue mission of sleeping giant Bournemouth City Soccer Club." That should be Bournemouth City Soccerball Club., but given the shear amount of research and complete and utter entertaining bollox you've put into this, I'll forgive you.

Oh, and looking at that old photo of 'appy 'arry - yeh, it's quite believable that he can't sign his name on a cheque, let alone read one.