I like the colour of Torquay's change strip. But, like the Bette Midler song, they need to be viewed From a Distance. It's okay for an away game in which none of your friends will ever see you, so long as you don't actually want to win. If all you want is a call to Love Island go ahead. But you are on TV. You want the points. Trust me, this isn't helping. If this was horse-racing they'd be accused of getting "colty".
The skin-tight tops show a few rippling muscles and highlight the odd brawny short-sleeved arm, but the shorts leave next to nothing to the imagination. Stretch to block an opposition shot and the trainer will certainly need to be called and green screens erected for kit adjustments.
Lapslie, when lectured by the ref', appeared to have found the whole experience so exciting that he looked more prepared for reproductive action than "mounting" a second half comeback.
Come on lads, those shorts may have a nice silky feel to them, but you're The Gulls not The Budgie Smugglers.
As to Bromley, how can they have an academy so good it produces Marcus Sablier? At eighteen he already has a modelling contract and is good-looking enough to carry off a hairstyle error of Jason-Lee proportions. Added to that he has confidence, glides around the pitch like a real player and appears physically strong. Did he even need then to score a first goal of such awesome brilliance that clubs right across the country will be watching his next appearance? The cross to him was a decent piece of play, but it came in behind him at a height of four or five feet. He leapt into the air, hovered and scissored the ball cleanly past Torquay's eminently excitable but motionless keeper, who most Chesterfield fans will think deserved it. There are not enough wows to describe it. Come January he should make sure he has all his bags packed.
Elsewhere Wealdstone went down 1-2 to Eastleigh, but after what I wrote about now being our only chance to steal Nikola Tavares from Wealdstone's defence, I'll quote from the Non-League Paper's report, "But Nikola Tavares, in particular, was in imperious form, thwarting the Spitfires with a series of last-ditch tackles." He was rated star man and given a mark of 9. With half a team injured could someone pass the news to James Rowe and hand him a brown envelope? James, that's "imperious", not sound or ordinary, "imperious". Yeah?
Elsewhere Matty Kosylo again helped Altrincham to three points. At least he'll soon be too old for us to bother signing him and down at Dorking Matty Briggs was their star man out wide and also got himself on the score sheet. Like Kosylo he keeps appearing on the radar, but no one takes him to a higher plane.
The skin-tight tops show a few rippling muscles and highlight the odd brawny short-sleeved arm, but the shorts leave next to nothing to the imagination. Stretch to block an opposition shot and the trainer will certainly need to be called and green screens erected for kit adjustments.
Lapslie, when lectured by the ref', appeared to have found the whole experience so exciting that he looked more prepared for reproductive action than "mounting" a second half comeback.
Come on lads, those shorts may have a nice silky feel to them, but you're The Gulls not The Budgie Smugglers.
As to Bromley, how can they have an academy so good it produces Marcus Sablier? At eighteen he already has a modelling contract and is good-looking enough to carry off a hairstyle error of Jason-Lee proportions. Added to that he has confidence, glides around the pitch like a real player and appears physically strong. Did he even need then to score a first goal of such awesome brilliance that clubs right across the country will be watching his next appearance? The cross to him was a decent piece of play, but it came in behind him at a height of four or five feet. He leapt into the air, hovered and scissored the ball cleanly past Torquay's eminently excitable but motionless keeper, who most Chesterfield fans will think deserved it. There are not enough wows to describe it. Come January he should make sure he has all his bags packed.
Elsewhere Wealdstone went down 1-2 to Eastleigh, but after what I wrote about now being our only chance to steal Nikola Tavares from Wealdstone's defence, I'll quote from the Non-League Paper's report, "But Nikola Tavares, in particular, was in imperious form, thwarting the Spitfires with a series of last-ditch tackles." He was rated star man and given a mark of 9. With half a team injured could someone pass the news to James Rowe and hand him a brown envelope? James, that's "imperious", not sound or ordinary, "imperious". Yeah?
Elsewhere Matty Kosylo again helped Altrincham to three points. At least he'll soon be too old for us to bother signing him and down at Dorking Matty Briggs was their star man out wide and also got himself on the score sheet. Like Kosylo he keeps appearing on the radar, but no one takes him to a higher plane.