09-09-2021, 19:17
Actually, 13 is the half-German, half-Cockney inside-forward Ron-Reg Goethe. His mother named him after the Kray brothers, and he gave up a promising career in philosophy to be a footballer when Brian Clough spotted him playing keepy-up with a copy of Das Kapital at a miners' gala. His Albion stay was a brief one - he was prone to injuries of the soul, and didn't get on all that well with the head physio at the time, Dr Faust - and after retiring he opened up a sweet shop in the East End (The Sorrows of Young Werther's Originals). Nice fella.
That'll teach you to leave the low-hanging fruit alone
That'll teach you to leave the low-hanging fruit alone