[Lord Snooty]

So yes, we were unlucky early doors. Nothing wrong with our first goal that was disallowed. Was Ward offside blocking the keeper? Don't know, haven't seen a replay. But their first was horrendous.

Firstly, don't play a ball like that. Let it go rather than play it back like that. Secondly, was it a back pass? Could Schofield have just caught the ball? Thomas was genuinely just trying to keep the ball in play, not playing a back pass. Thirdly, it's at least a yard over the line. Anybody in the ground could see that, without a replay. How could the ref and liner not see? But having made the attempt to keep it in, why kick it straight to one of theirs?           

And that was that really. It was only ever going one way and a 1-5 defeat flattered us, because we were really, really bad and Fulham were no more than average.

I was pleased when we signed Pearson. But Clueless has already turned him into a terrible player. How does he do that?

Scott High. A young lad. People were raving about him last week. Clueless dumps him this week. He showed in the last quarter when he came on, the battling qualities that were missing. Hogg and Holmes were on the pitch but totally ineffective today. Vallejo too.

Ward was playing well in the first half. Carlos the clown takes him off at half time. Did Campbell touch the ball in the second half? I love Fraizer Campbell but what? Where? Why?

But what are the tactics anyway? Do we have a plan? Why are we still fannying about at the back? Why is Schofield taking a good minute to take a goal kick. Why do we not have somebody who can run in to space and somebody who can play a ball into that space? Why was Turton ignored all the time when he made runs into space? On numerous occasions in the first half he was in acres of space.

Why are we playing without a left back? Ben Jackson was playing for the B team today. Not even on the bench.

Enough is enough! CARLOS OUT!