[theo_luddite]

It is but it's the real NHS app - not the fake one with Covid 19 on it that checks you into Hotel California and does bugger all else - unless you turn on the Contract Tracing or you decide to add results from the useless tests that they are giving away to empty the warehouse. If you come across these useless pieces of crap all you need is the barcode and then enter any result you want. It's no wonder these things aren't licensed for use in America. We bought shed loads of them (through one of Matt's mates) from the unlicensed company in America that makes them. We've been advised to send them back by the US Authorities and get a refund but Bodgit and Handsoncock decided to try and give every one two free every week until they've either gone or Matt's mate orders some more for another bung. They were more or less 50% wrong, or right, before people got vaccinated. There's nothing I've found to say they are anything other than similarly useless if you've been vaccinated. You might as well just toss a coin and then say pass anyway.

You'll need to get an activation code from your doctors surgery to make the real NHS App work properly, but once you do you can see all the bollocks they've got on record about you that you never used to know because they wouldn't tell you. Also quite possibly a lot of stuff that's missing that never got moved across when (if) you changed doctor. If you're on repeat prescriptions you can order them too.

If you've one of them old phones that doesn't do apps (or you're one them old curmudgeons with an iPhone but still don't do apps) you can get a letter with a barcode or QR Code from your doctor's surgery.

Right were were we? Match threads.

Reading, Swansea and Meewaaw should get me going Snoots please.