[theo_luddite]

Could be another good'un from sarf of Watfud Gap services.

If he's the bench mark hopefully the rest are higher and not somewhere between him an what I expect to be a very disappointing Jordan Rhodes.

I once wrote something like this - possibly not on this forum

Jordan Rhodes, take us home
To the place, we belong,
In the Premier, want to be there,
Take us home, Jordan Rhodes.

when we were in League 1 (or whatever it was called back then). l'll let you guess the tune - or you could try and ask John Denver (if he was still around).

Rhodes buggered off to Blackburn shortly afterwards anyway so it was never gonna happen.

Doubt I'll sing it much this coming season either.