[Lord Snooty]

Nice one, theo.

Do you stand outside your loo door for 5 minutes before going in, forget to flush, then queue up in the kitchen for a pie at half-time to recreate the full match experience thing?

Not quite, but we do have set some new matchday rituals, like having pasties or Quorn sausage rolls for tea. A bag of posh crisps for half time and a cappuccino during the game. Sounds more like we're from the Executive Boxes.