[Slick_Footwork]

What a steaming pile of sh*te side we have accumulated...

Can't defend, can't attack, almost every player out of their depth...

Bravo Luke Dowling, Bravo. £30m spent on Grady and Grant yet still have Sawyers starting games in a defensive midfield role. Still have Furlong starting, who wasn't even good in the lower division.

Oh and despite the outlay on offensive players - completely neglecting the fact we couldn't keep a clean sheet in the lower league - we never look like scoring.

Who on earth identified what we needed in the summer? What an absolute joke.

Then on to what Big Sam can do better, well he can get the lads can play 10 yards further up the pitch at least....

Why on earth is O'Shea defending a shot from outside the area on the edge of his 6 yard box? How are you going to engage the opposition when you are 15 yards too deep.

If only we could make 5 or 6 subs. We need all of the big lads on - Austin, Ivanovic and Kipre - to give us any chance of scoring, because we're never going to score from open play with how poorly we pass and move. We also need Pereira on as he's the only bloke who can pass a ball.

As the game is dead, we might as well see Kipre now. Let's see Ajayi in midfield to see if that helps, as we're drastically short of legs. Sawyers time is up I'm afraid.