[Dingle-Dingle]

VAR to Coote. "Stonewall penalty but at the wrong end dipstick".
Var to Coote. "Ball to hand, accidental but at the right end this time so we can ignore it and the ManUre foul in the run up, so give the penalty".
Var to Coote "WTF, retake it until Man Ure score".
Var to coote "West brom on the break, stop the play even if you have to give ManUre a yellow"

Ad Infinitum.

Apparently Ole wants to put Coote`s name first on the team sheet.

DD