[theo_luddite]

One of the Docs (Dr. Rosemay I think) they roll out on the Beeb Beeb Ceeb every morning pointed out most doctors practices have a couple of fridges or so where they keep the flu vaccines for the slightly older codgers than me, oh and their packed lunches if they are on day shift - like they have a night shift.

I'm sure I read somewhere this new Covid AV needs to be kept a tad cooler than the average Argos/B&Q built in fridge/freezer can manage, but I might be wrong. Any road up, they will need to use sports halls and school gyms to do it all because they can't do the normal stuff in their Covid free practices with all these Covid vaccines to hand out. The fact that all their staff will be down the local sports hall or school gym means they won't do their normal stuff anyway.

Then again - with Bodgit in No. 10 - it's far more likely that some ferkin' trainee (aka - a currently otherwise unemployed yoof) accountant from one of his favourite 'private' companies, who will be charging us £6000/day for the privilege, will be taken off 'advanced track and trace phone duties' and told do it with yet more in the way of bugger-all training. After all, how hard can it be to fill a syringe with a bio-hazardous material, stick a needle on the end and then shove it up someone's arse - sorry stick it in their arm? Just stick a bib on them with the NHS logo on it and everything is cushty ain't it bruv?

Coming soon to a Park and Ride Car Park somewhere near you - sooner than you think.

Oh, you'll have to book in advance and maybe drive half-way across the country to get it due to the incompetence of the pillocks who developed the booking software, but are charging us £10,000 per day, to get a spotty teenager to write the code for them, and then stick a ripped off NHS logo on it.

Meanwhile your local Test, Track and Trace/Covid Injection unit is staffed with 200 folks supplied by Bodgit's favoured set of accountants or out-sourcing company, who then recruit from the local Job Centre, and organised by the odd Army Sergeant Major (in his little tank) who are all stood around all day doing fook hall and wondering when the next family from Aberdeen might turn up. Failing that - some chap with apparently dodgy eye sight who claims he's just driven all the way from Durham via Barnard Castle might turn up.

As the leaflet that came through my letter box today says - book online at www.gov.uk/kissyourassgoodbye or call 119 and report the family next door for having a family BBQ and not inviting you. You'll need to do a bit more than just self-isolate when they realise it was you that grassed them up.