20-09-2020, 10:30
Hopefully this entails putting the large brown envelope over the player's head, so by the time he realises he's in the Hawthorns it's already too late to escape.
"I would rather spend a holiday in Tuscany than in the Black Country, but if I were compelled to choose between living in West Bromwich or Florence, I should make straight for West Bromwich." - J.B. Priestley