[Ska'dForLife-WBA]

Yeah, I think on our school trips it used to be no legs = dot ball, three dot balls in a row = wicket, but a pub with "head" or "arms" in the name was an instant wicket. Also, a pub named after a non-specific plural number of men or animals was 36 runs, because that's the maximum you can score off an over. (For instance, there's a place in Dudley called Dubliners which could potentially score you two million runs if you presume that it refers to the entire population of the city, but even Viv Richards would probably have called it a day after the first five thousand.)