[Dingle-Dingle]

Submarines you had to load with bi-carbonate of soda which submerged and surfaced at random.
6/8 sided metal cylinder wjth cricket terms on which were used to play a game of cricket without a bat and ball.
Tiny cigarettes from the joke shop to put in the sailors mouth on a cigarette packet to make him smoke.
Pharoah`s secret, again fron the joke shop. When applied to silver paper from cigarette packs and dampened with spit would cause the paper to heat up then burn. Highly carcenogenic, which is why it was banned.
A stick.... dependant on it`s size and shape could be anything you wanted it to be.

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