[Dingle-Dingle]

And the award for best neckwear goes to...
...well would you look at that, it's a tie.


Did you hear about the scarecrow that just won an award?
Apparantly he was outstanding in his field



Whoever invented the knock knock joke should get an award.
Like a no bell prize.


What do you call it when you give a gold award to a joke?
Comedy gold.



What do you call an award that wastes away?
Atrophy



In school, I won the "most secretive" award!
I can't tell you how much it meant to me.



I wrote a play about pasta and won an award
Didn't even have to rig a Tony


Sorry, couldn`t resist. DD