[Arcane Astral Aeons]

Todays Events:
Clay Pigeon Shooting:
Archery:
And A Very Early Olympic Arrival(more on that later)

But We Start With The Sheep Shearing Event
And The Welsh Have Pulled Out(obviously got shearing and another word confused,don`t you just love the welsh)
highlights are available(so i am informed on porn hub,just click on the animal section)

Now To The Cross Country Event....event organizers are being criticized for not preventing the runners from running through the local farmers field
And So To The Womens Shot Put........and as predicted the Russian lady has thrown a massive hissy fit due to the fact that the shot put wasn`t pink

Archery:
an event that G.B has never won a medal,and that looks like it`s not going to change,after 2 rounds the G.B Archer has not even hit the target(where is Robin Hood When You need him)

Clay Pigeon Shooting:
was temporary suspended due to an influx of Pigeon racers confusing the athletes,total carnage,the clay ones survived but it was not so good for the real ones
blood and dead birds littered the course

Synchronized Swimming:
nothing much happening just a load of legs protruding from the pool(exciting stuff)

And On To The Sandcastle Building......nice castle from the scots  the rest were washed away during a rather heavy rainstorm
Dry Stone Wall Building:...not looking good for the Scottish team(after they screwed up Hadrians Wall)

and finally updates from yesterday:
the basketball between France/Spain is still going on.....and on and on

And I Am Just Hearing Something Through My Earpiece .........yes it sounds like Pink Floyd

More In The Highlights This Evening