29-07-2020, 13:31
welcome back:
todays mens marathon has been postponed due to a oil spillage on the course
the organisers commented "we had to think of the carnage that all those runners would have created
spreading oily footprints all over the new carpets in the athletes lounge"
now to the boxing:....and the german boxer has managed to assemble 30 boxes way to go Klaus
another new sport to bring you: the olympic hot dog eating event
no prizes for guessing who won it....yep a overweight yank
now to the hockey,a dull and boring game between The Outer Mongolians And The Turkmenistans was eventually won by outer Mongolia on a penalty shoot out
(Genghis Khan putting the final penalty away after threatening the goal minder from Turkmenistan with a knife,)
and so to the basketball:....and confusion between the French And Spanish as it appeared the size of the ball was bigger than the size of the hoop
so far the game is into its final quarter with the score 0-0(well i never)
and to football:the Brazilians are on the verge of elimination after an embarrassing loss to The Outer Hebrides (what actually is a HEbride answers to the studio please)....the hebrides scored a disputed penalty in the 101st minute after a lengthy VAR check the penalty was awarded in the 65th minute,certainly took their time on that one.
and so to the womens beach volleyball (no idea who is playing but that young girl in pink has a cracking figure and a really lovely arse)
in the pool it`s the qualifying heats for the womens 100 metres breast stroke
Lane 1(seen better)
Lane 2(bloody hell huge)
Lane 3(she needs to see a surgeon not a lot there)
Lane 4 (blimey must be feeding them on something illegal)
Lane 5 (Sufficient )
that concludes todays events
tune in tomorrow for another dose of bizarre commentary
todays mens marathon has been postponed due to a oil spillage on the course
the organisers commented "we had to think of the carnage that all those runners would have created
spreading oily footprints all over the new carpets in the athletes lounge"
now to the boxing:....and the german boxer has managed to assemble 30 boxes way to go Klaus
another new sport to bring you: the olympic hot dog eating event
no prizes for guessing who won it....yep a overweight yank
now to the hockey,a dull and boring game between The Outer Mongolians And The Turkmenistans was eventually won by outer Mongolia on a penalty shoot out
(Genghis Khan putting the final penalty away after threatening the goal minder from Turkmenistan with a knife,)
and so to the basketball:....and confusion between the French And Spanish as it appeared the size of the ball was bigger than the size of the hoop
so far the game is into its final quarter with the score 0-0(well i never)
and to football:the Brazilians are on the verge of elimination after an embarrassing loss to The Outer Hebrides (what actually is a HEbride answers to the studio please)....the hebrides scored a disputed penalty in the 101st minute after a lengthy VAR check the penalty was awarded in the 65th minute,certainly took their time on that one.
and so to the womens beach volleyball (no idea who is playing but that young girl in pink has a cracking figure and a really lovely arse)
in the pool it`s the qualifying heats for the womens 100 metres breast stroke
Lane 1(seen better)
Lane 2(bloody hell huge)
Lane 3(she needs to see a surgeon not a lot there)
Lane 4 (blimey must be feeding them on something illegal)
Lane 5 (Sufficient )
that concludes todays events
tune in tomorrow for another dose of bizarre commentary
@Kristien 1965