[theo_luddite]

Sat on the beach minding his own business, grabbed by an "Albatross" and dumped in mid-Atlantic I hear. Well, he was a "Man of the World".

"Shall I tell you about my life
They say I'm a man of the world
I've flown across every tide
And I've seen lots of pretty girls

I guess I've got everything I need
I wouldn't ask for more
And there's no one I'd rather be
But I just wish that I'd never been born

And I need a good woman
To make me feel like a good man should
I don't say I'm a good man
Oh, but I would be if I could

I could tell you about my life
And keep you amused I'm sure
About all the times I've cried
And how I don't want to be sad anymore
And how I wish I was in love"

The lyrics to Albatross are a bit harder to find for some reason

RIP.