[Dancingwilldoit]

You see Matt education goes on long after school. You were probably right not to go to uni and sign up for a life of debt. We'll just educate ourselves.

Anyway I do hope Dancing noticed his beloved EU ripping itself apart to come up with the pathetic sum of £650 billion to alleviate the effects of Coronavirus across its 27 states. Divide 650 by 27 and it doesn't even get you an HS2, especially when Italy and Spain have grabbed first dibs.

Just a banker's club, good at blocking trade and trading as a bloc? Answers on one side of the paper only (in blue).

Just an ole fella messin'!

Meanwhile in the real world, Comrade Boris tries his hand at keeping the union together. Scotland show him what else you can do with 2 fingers other than use it to measure whisky.
Let's build a bridge to NI (again) then we can keep our promise of no customs posts in Belfast, we can put it in the middle of the bridge.
At least the EU have come up with new money as opposed to re announcing the pre covid pledges and pretending it's extra dosh.
By the time we have finished spending billions on brekshit there will be no money left for HS2.