[Devongone]

I'm all for relations with Europe. It's just that they are so predominantly anal, with so much bondage involved. Why do we always end up in that gimp mask?

Well we all have to wear masks from the 24th if we go in shops now. It might come in handy.

I'm looking forward to hearing how your gimp mask goes down in the High Peak. By the way I was reading that the first "Chinese" professional footballer in England came from Buxton.