[Dancingwilldoit]

Just to give this a kick up the arris.

So it seems we are determined to sail the good old ship "Rule Britannia" off the edge of the earth at the end of the year. The morons steering the ship are quickly lining their pockets with dosh whilst they can and everybody's attention is on Covid 19 and bloody statues. Cummings and Gove have their hands that deep in the till they are even thieving the EU fluff that's been there the last 30 odd years. Our PM's ( Bozo the clown) dad has applied for a French passport and fukced off to Greece whilst he can.

We have now decided we need multiple lorry parks (Farage's Garage's) to introduce customs checks at a huge cost to British industry but we have even more corruption in the placing of contracts that will line politicians pockets. The setting up and management will cost half of our current EU contribution so just think of all the money we will save - not. The population of Ashford are up in arms even though 60% of them voted leave. Serves you all right. Where the hell did they think the lorries would go? Dover is too bloody small and Ashford has an "International" rail terminal and station.
Our politicians or Cummings say they will need an extra 30k civil servants to process everything. More red tape (or red white and blue) than the EU could have ever dreamed of.
Did somebody say seamless transition? Oh the EU need us more than we need them? The pigeon is slowly coming home to roost. Prices will go through the roof and we will need an on site recycling plant at Ashford to handle all the waste fresh produce rotting on the backs of lorry's once our "British" customs and excise "take control".
The DUP have been royally DUPed. Remember "There will be no customs checks between NI and England", but now we need to build customs sheds and controls at all the ports sailing to NI and fill in the same red tape paperwork as goods from the EU.

Canada have said sod off to a trade deal.
The good old USA have got us by the bollocks, they have said come on in boys but hey you gotta have our dirty chicken and pork or else no deal and oh bye the bye, ditch Huawei or else. Any deal depends on Trump being in office so when Biden wins, the shit will really hit the fan. On the plus side we can now buy some bloody chocolate bar that nobody has heard of from Australia.

Its now that bad that staunch leavers are trying to blame remainers for all the crap!!! Even David Davies is back peddling on our "Oven Ready" deal. The thing is non of them noticed the turkey got out of the oven 2 years ago and said sod this for a game of soldiers.

Still on the plus side theres erm, erm, erm, Oh yes I forgot - we can get our Empire back ??????? Oh and we can stop all this immigration thingy. Of course that's after we have said that a couple of million of Hong Kongese are welcome here, just imagine all those yellow coloured people instead of white Europeans eh!

You really couldn't make it all up. We left the EU based on blatant lies and the bunch of con artists running the country are taking us up the garden path.

Saving the best till last. Our new Blue passports (actually black) are made by a French company and are printed in Poland. They will be subject to whatever controls the EU applies at their end and then ours. The thought of millions of UK passports held up at customs doesnt half bring a smile to my face.