[theo_luddite]

Given that Both Ends kicked us off the park at theirs, ending Elphicks season into the bargain and we didn't even get a free kick for it, I'd love to see at least one Preston player positively planted into Row Z by a firm but fair challenge from Hoggy, Campbell or Herr Schinds this Saturday. I'm not naming and shaming but certain Town players might have one or two in mind. For the rest of the 89 minutes and 55 seconds I'd like to see an attacking performance from Town that secures another 3 points.

I don't do FaceAche (or most of that other sh!t) Wakey so I've no idea whether my locals are open for drop-in's for a pint or two or not. Enjoy yours, like everyone else, you deserve it.

According to the Beeb Beeb Ceeb News you are only allowed a couple of hours in any given hostelry, which I've not seen reported anywhere else at all. Well, it doesn't take that long to drink a couple of pints and move on. It might take 2 hours to get in, which is another matter entirely if you've got a full bladder and it's one-out one-in for the loos too.

The 54 points that sent Posh down could be equalled or bettered this season, with 10 points covering only around ooooh nearly half the division, and teams in the top half also dropping like a stone. Wiggin going bust could either inflate or completely bust their ballon. They might not be the last. The lower league teams would have loved to finish the season but realistically they knew they couldn't afford it. There's more than Wiggin in our Division that can't afford it either.

There's nowt like not getting paid to to make you ask, why the hell am I doing this? Remember our season when it happened to us? For some it was all Wadsworth's fault - well some of it was. Pretty football but we never had a shot on target. Thank fook that never happened again ----- oh, hang on a minute.