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5 days on and it still rumbles. Our glorious leader thinks if he keeps throwing us titbits we will finally "move on" just like he wants us too. Problem is it isnt going to go away anytime soon and the longer he lets it run the worse it will get. Gagging the press and his scientific advisors isnt going to help for a start, it will just get their backs up and make them even more determined.

I disagree about Johnston having a brain cell Dev, if he did have one he must have given it away to one of his (how many? 6 or 7?) siblings. Because he cant keep his todger in his trousers doesnt make him intelligent, it makes him a menace. Read what his own sister said about him before he became leader, she told everybody he would make a crap leader and had no skills. She was bang right on the money.
He has dug himself one hell of a hole and I for one will enjoy watching him try and crawl out of it. I just pray the sides cave in. How much more is he going to rush to give away as a sweetener before he will finally admit defeat? If he had made Cummings apologise in the first place after 2 or 3 days the dust would have settled and he could have got back to pissing off on holiday and screwing around (giving each of them a nice big grant for thanks).

The reason he isnt so clever is that he thought he saw it coming but completely missed the main thrust. Cummings doctored a paper he wrote to make himself appear like a Svengali. Johnston re wrote the slogans from "stay in" to "be aware" at the last minute without briefing anybody. He had removed every reference to "stay at home" from the official government website. He cant answer a single question asked with anything other than "lets move on" in fact he has trouble with any sentence of more than 3 words (get brexit done, save our NHS, Stay at home - or not, lets move on et etc). He even relied on Cummings stood at his side prompting (out of shot) at Wednesdays MP's grilling, making himself look an absolute arsehole. If these are the actions of an intelligent man rather than one unsuccessfully trying to prevent a tidal wave then I'm a bleeding genius.
The country has the worst death rate (against population) in the western word and our jovial health secretary Matt Hancock is laughing his head off in a Sky TV interview boasting about his new track and trace thingy . People working on it knew nothing about until 10-30 last night and first thing this morning half of them didnt even have log in details and by 9-00am the system crashed.
Best thing I have read about this track and trace is if you are unlucky enough to catch covid - 19 and they ask you who you have been in contact with, just answer only Dominic Cummings. The slimy little bastard wont be able to leave home for months.
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Cummings World Tour - by Dancingwilldoit - 24-05-2020, 20:36
RE: Cummings World Tour - by Devongone - 25-05-2020, 18:28
RE: Cummings World Tour - by Lord Snooty - 25-05-2020, 19:18
RE: Cummings World Tour - by Dancingwilldoit - 25-05-2020, 21:01
RE: Cummings World Tour - by themaclad - 25-05-2020, 21:20
RE: Cummings World Tour - by spireitematt - 26-05-2020, 01:23
RE: Cummings World Tour - by Devongone - 26-05-2020, 18:14
RE: Cummings World Tour - by Dancingwilldoit - 26-05-2020, 20:06
RE: Cummings World Tour - by Devongone - 27-05-2020, 13:13
RE: Cummings World Tour - by Dancingwilldoit - 28-05-2020, 20:59
RE: Cummings World Tour - by Devongone - 29-05-2020, 13:18
RE: Cummings World Tour - by Dancingwilldoit - 07-06-2020, 21:04
RE: Cummings World Tour - by Devongone - 08-06-2020, 11:51
RE: Cummings World Tour - by Dancingwilldoit - 08-06-2020, 17:09

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