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Matt you have to remember that Diane Abbott is black and therefore should always be forced to resign when anywhere near overstepping any mark at all, however random. She should also be humiliated even worse than when she was Jeremy Corbyn's girlfriend and had to spank him whilst eating Black Forest Gateau ……… or maybe they just had a nice bike ride ……. it was one or the other.

Cummings made it to Oxbridge, got a degree and is clearly a clever man who does have some quite original ideas. Therefore he has earned the right to do anything he sees fit, laws don't apply to him, social norms are to be disregarded and he is free to drive his flock of sheep over London Bridge or Benedict Cumberbatch if he so wishes.

Like Prince Andrew's sweating, Cummings' son is able only to piss on seeing a major river. As darkness was falling as they drove to Durham the child didn't pass water all the way and it is about to be revealed that he had to be taken down by the Cathedral before being able to relieve himself. The child was by now in tears of course.

I defend the right of Oxbridge graduates in and around government to piss or shit wherever and on whom so ever they choose. We fought a war for this didn't we?

Anyway look at that face. Where else would he find a job? If you turned up for a job interview at Morrisons looking like he did for his garden question-time you'd get your benefit suspended for deliberate lack of effort.
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Cummings World Tour - by Dancingwilldoit - 24-05-2020, 20:36
RE: Cummings World Tour - by Devongone - 25-05-2020, 18:28
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