[spireitematt]

Nigel Farage as Company Secretary is going too far, I admit, though we might get some attractive Union Jack shirts and a very dodgy sponsor.

I was thinking Jacob Rees-Mogg could go in a cupboard under the stairs like Harry Potter, who he certainly resembles. I must admit in the list of things to which I might find myself physically attracted he does come below Coronavirus.

The Technique Stadium is an absolute gift to sportswriters. The Non-League paper's headline writer will be making a list already. Why can't we have a stadium with a sensible name like Saltergate ……..? The Glasshouse ……….. Pottery Park ……… Canalfields ………… The Cuckoo's Nest ……… Crooked Way …….. NEXT EXIT ……….. END OF THE ROAD ………. DAVENASH Stadium …………..

We played in Union Jack shirts back in 1892-1893.

I've always thought the stadium should be called 'The Spire' We should also have a stand named after a legend like Ernie Moss.