[Maddix]

It's a bastard really Imre I'm down to my last 237 bottles of beer After that I'll have to break into the 30 bottles of wine, 6 bottles of Vodka, 9 bottles of Gin and 5 bottles of Rum All the wife's liqueurs will also be on the agenda a long time before I start sharing the whisky collection

In fact I won't be sharing the whisky at all, it's all mine homemade alcoholic ginger beer first

I think I've got a couple of bottles of port somewhere too I'll have to audit the garage soon