14-03-2020, 16:16
Was thinking earlier today "What have the Chinese ever done for us ?"
Every few years they manage to give the world an exciting new virus that quickly spreads Chicken Flu, Chinese Flu, Sars, Covid 19 etc etc.
Why is it always China? What have we ever done to them? Do they have the world monopoly on new Flu viruses? I cant think of one that ever started anywhere else.
Is it because they are crap at football and cant stand the thought of the rest of the world enjoying themselves watching it? We enjoy a beer or 2 with it, the Chinese dont even have decent beer.
So apart from The Terracotta Army, The Great Wall of China, Takeaways and a new Flu virus every couple of years what else have they done? Why the f**k do we trade with them. Cancel all the flights and dont import anything Chinese. That'l stop the bastards developing flu viruses. Let them keep them in China.
The smug bastards are now offering to give Italy a hand in dealing with the crisis. Er excuse, me its your f**king fault have we heard you say "Sorry World"?
At least you could see what Hitler was trying to do but the Chinese just keep releasing sneaky viruses that are getting stronger and stronger to test on us.
My Grandad always said the Chinese will end up ruling the world. Was he right?
Before anybody gets on their high horse, this post was intended to be tongue in cheek but as I was typing I got myself wondering.
Every few years they manage to give the world an exciting new virus that quickly spreads Chicken Flu, Chinese Flu, Sars, Covid 19 etc etc.
Why is it always China? What have we ever done to them? Do they have the world monopoly on new Flu viruses? I cant think of one that ever started anywhere else.
Is it because they are crap at football and cant stand the thought of the rest of the world enjoying themselves watching it? We enjoy a beer or 2 with it, the Chinese dont even have decent beer.
So apart from The Terracotta Army, The Great Wall of China, Takeaways and a new Flu virus every couple of years what else have they done? Why the f**k do we trade with them. Cancel all the flights and dont import anything Chinese. That'l stop the bastards developing flu viruses. Let them keep them in China.
The smug bastards are now offering to give Italy a hand in dealing with the crisis. Er excuse, me its your f**king fault have we heard you say "Sorry World"?
At least you could see what Hitler was trying to do but the Chinese just keep releasing sneaky viruses that are getting stronger and stronger to test on us.
My Grandad always said the Chinese will end up ruling the world. Was he right?
Before anybody gets on their high horse, this post was intended to be tongue in cheek but as I was typing I got myself wondering.
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