[theo_luddite]

It's why Wigan is known as England's windy city Snoots, but do you know why Chicago is known as the windy city in the good ol' US of A?

A million house wife's every day,
pick up a can of beanz and say,
beanz meanz fartz

That was a quick sketch on some comedy prog back in the day - methinks Kenny Everett but could be wrong. Can't find it (yet) on You Tube.

Apparently I was a brat about them back in the day, had to be Heinz or HP (I think) but now Morrisons/Asda's cheapest will do. Well, where the hell do you think they are made? Neither Morrisons, Tesco or Asda have a beanz factory in L666s. When I fancy a really, really full English on Sunday morning I'll throw half a can into the nuclear reactor. Fewer beanz more sauce and a tweak to the sauce flavourings, you still fart the same come mid-afternoon.

Any hoo, as they say in the land of the Polar Bear, I see young Ms AmChaff is getting the hang of this graphics thing,. The Town Shop will be ordering framed versions for Christmas soon .