[Devongone]

To publicly prove how unsuccessful I am here are my Cheltenham tips for today:-

1.30 Elixir D'ainay - each way

2.10 Notebook

2.50 Quarenta - each way

3.30 Pentland Hills and Supasundae - both to win, one will!

4.10 Benie Des Dieux - but back Lady Buttons each way at 20/1

4.50 Espoir De Guye

5.30 The Hollow Ginge and Anteros each way

So now you know the ones to avoid.

Well they WERE the worst tips in history. Elixir D'ainay in the first race was at least in with a chance when diving head first through the second last. The rest were worse than disappointing.

So here are today's efforts for all those who need a laugh ……

1.30 Envoi Allen

2.10 Copperhead

2.50 Alfa Mix

3.30 Chacun Pour Soi

4.10 Josies Orders

4.50 Thyme White

5.30 Ask A Honey Bee and Ocean Wind - both to win