One of the laughs is the strategy is to delay it until summer.
According to Billy Connolly they only have two seasons in Scotland - June and Winter. So they've got no need to worry about independence or Alec Salmond's rape case. They're fkcued.
Why would a virus kill its host in the first place? If it does it can only spread for a very limited period and it dies itself. Surely it is in the virus's best interests to keep its host alive and bring in as many potential hosts to visit as possible. It's making a big mistake attacking all these vulnerable old people, it should be getting into schools and colleges and spreading like wildfire through hosts so busy with puberty and Instagram they just think they'll have a lie-in tomorrow and get over it.
Last night Mansfield won the team dog agility at Crufts. Their team was called Focus. Every one of them was overweight and they all had dogs that were the canine equivalent of Usain Bolt. If they'd just take the dog for a walk three times a day instead of driving down the Church Hall and forcing the dog to imitate Colin Jackson ……… maybe everyone would benefit. Focus! In Mansfield! Why would man, woman or dog focus if they were in Mansfield? What would they focus on ………… other than the road to Chesterfield?
You do have to laugh though, the two big solutions are wash your hands like mummy told you and isolate yourself like they did from the Black Death in the Middle Ages.
According to Billy Connolly they only have two seasons in Scotland - June and Winter. So they've got no need to worry about independence or Alec Salmond's rape case. They're fkcued.
Why would a virus kill its host in the first place? If it does it can only spread for a very limited period and it dies itself. Surely it is in the virus's best interests to keep its host alive and bring in as many potential hosts to visit as possible. It's making a big mistake attacking all these vulnerable old people, it should be getting into schools and colleges and spreading like wildfire through hosts so busy with puberty and Instagram they just think they'll have a lie-in tomorrow and get over it.
Last night Mansfield won the team dog agility at Crufts. Their team was called Focus. Every one of them was overweight and they all had dogs that were the canine equivalent of Usain Bolt. If they'd just take the dog for a walk three times a day instead of driving down the Church Hall and forcing the dog to imitate Colin Jackson ……… maybe everyone would benefit. Focus! In Mansfield! Why would man, woman or dog focus if they were in Mansfield? What would they focus on ………… other than the road to Chesterfield?
You do have to laugh though, the two big solutions are wash your hands like mummy told you and isolate yourself like they did from the Black Death in the Middle Ages.